New year with a whimper

Who'd have thought I'd spend new years eve in hospital in the company of two crazy ladies with virtually no hair and curious teeth. They are like the most wretched characters from Eastenders discussing loudly their ex partners trips to prison, tales of abuse and their many children. And when I arrived and the receptionist asked me what I was in for I told her "your finest suite please" so lord knows how I ended up here.

In a parallell universe.......

Meanwhile in this time space continuum I have been to hospital this morning had a scan in which the babies look pretty good and are reasonably similar sizes but also had terrible stomach pains again. So they did some tests and found.....

Newsflash: one of the toothless ones grunts like a piggy

.....a problem with my liver.
My liver has now been scanned and looks normal. But I am having more blood tests and a drip tomorrow.

Babies are wriggling a bit which is great, so I am happy enough if they are still baking
To be honest where those 3 spaghetti squashes are hiding (can't believe they are that big) in my tummy is anyones guess.

News flash: she also makes sex noises when she sleeps!!!!
Nasty pasty!