Crazy Crazy Crazy

I think I must be in a parallel universe where all the normal people have been replaced with screaming, alcofrolics who are bonkers as a box of frogs.... What has really worried me is that I don't believe everyone in an NHS hospital can be as crazy as the people I am in a bay with really crazy people, so am I being categorised with these dribbling, snivelling wrecks or am I just unlucky, can anyone be that unlucky twice?

The new lady in my bay has been telling how she is barred from Tesco for shop lifting. Decided to leave her partner yesterday, clearly not one for small gestures, she got a ticket to italy, got arrested for stealing at the airport and was so drunk she wasnt allowed to take the plane, her "partner" subsequently had to collect her from custody bring her to the hospital, and she was calling him between 4:30 and 6:30am to bereate him for not leaving any fags! F*** me I would have left her in the cells. The original crazy lady told her that once you get checked out of here with "their problems" you can get home help and counsellors, I want blinking home help and counsellors. All is quiet now though because partner, bought her her fags and by the smell of it some more booze, maybe he's hoping it will finish her off. Is this the norm and I'm just lucky because my friends family and colleagues are "relatively" normal???????????